After the birth of my children (I have birthed many, many children) I decided to go out for commercials so I could save for their college. A very nice agent at a well-known commercial agency sent me to a guy to get some "commercial" shots. 

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I did everything the guy with the camera told me to do: Make this face, put on this pharmacist coat and here's a policeman shirt. Also glasses. 

After viewing the photos I decided my children wouldn't need college.